This weekend my sister got married. It was a crazy ride. We planned, we executed, and then we partied.
There were so many memorable things…allow me to enumerate.
1. The “pagoda” where we had the wedding was beautiful. The flowers were lovely, and the lake was gorgeous. See the pictures.
2. The kitties, Divo and With, were very squirmy. But they were pretty good house guests.
3. After Hours tried to give Justin a trash bag (I mean really really large tux). They fixed it, but someone had to go bridal on them. 
4. I can sew, and I can alter wedding dresses. Did you know? I never dreamed I was so talented.
5. Mom was lost on nearly every trip she took away from Grandma’s house.
6. We didn’t get kicked out of the pergola for the rehearsal, like we expected to.
7. My nap in between the rehearsal and rehearsal dinner was wonderful.
8. Whenever we were wondering where Justin was, he was at the Vinewood working on the decorations. He put a ton of time into it, and it showed.
9. Jon’s mom, Jean, likes Harry Potter, Star Wars, and other sci fi stuff too. It’s great to find another one of us. 
10. The rehearsal dinner lasagna was so yummy and very filling. Grandma carried home how many containers of it?
11. We all had awesome hair do’s with beads worked into the bobby pins…although the high humidity caused my curls to fall out. Isn’t that ironic?
12. It sprinkled on the big day, but it cleared up. It was slightly overcast by the time of the ceremony, which is the best weather for photography according to the photographer. So Kristi and Jon will have the good luck and the good pictures.
13. The flowers, which were the work of Beth, were absolutely awesome. There were birds of paradise and a lot of other tropical flowers that I’ve seen but can’t put names to. You should really see the pictures. I’ve never seen such original and vivid flowers for a wedding.
14. Deana was the voice of calm reason and reassurance. She kept it all together, knew where all the stuff was, and her knowledge of what to do when at weddings was impressive.
15. Ross, the minister, delivered a wonderful ceremony. He touched on so many things that were beautiful…I’m terrible at remembering details of orations…so you’ll just have to take my word for it.
16. Kristi and Jon’s vows were the traditional “to have and to hold from this day forward” vows. How nice to hear those again. It’s been a while!
17. The bottles of water that Mom brought were a lifesaver.
18. The bridal hydration delegate (Dwight) kept Kristi so full of water we had to make a few bathroom stops…before and after the wedding.
19. There were a few sniffles of happiness during the ceremony…Grandma, Megan, any others?
20. We eventually figured out how to work the French bustle…I can remember tying only 6 loops and I thought there were supposed to be 7. Oh well! It did look nice.
21. We ate this awesome pork dish with a hint of pineapple and other good stuff. It was very good. I think the Vinewood was responsible for that.
22. I think I liked Megan’s speech the best. My sister drew a map to her house on Megan’s hand when they met. How cute!
23. Four kinds of cake!! Groom’s cake: chocolate (all gone). Tier one (lowest): vanilla (2/3 gone). Tier two: with strawberry filling (1/2 gone). Tier three: with lemon filling (3/4 gone).
24. My dad is a good dancer.
25. Deana and Jason were super cool people. I should have known, them being friends of Kristi and all. And they had some sweet dance moves. 
26. Everyone at the Vinewood seemed like nice people and not “caterers with rules”. They were available for questions, and they did an awesome job helping where help was needed.
27. All the original gold fish died except for one. He’s still alive as far as I know.
28. Andy took a lot of pictures, but he was cool and comfortable in his Hawaiian shirt. Kudos to Jon and Kristi for their selection of attire for the guests.